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October 18, 2011 / fivehundredeightysixsqft

Zombie Interview 5

In his free time Josh enjoys his huge and adorable dog, watches football and hangs out with friends. As normal as this sounds, Josh is also extremely serious about a zombie invasion. Similar to dealing with shitty customers, Josh will be ready to handle anything thrown at him.

Josh:I think there are multiple scenarios that can play out as there are different virus’ that could occur, so there is really no right answer. In all honesty, I think it’s ignorant to just predetermine what zombies will be like so people should prepare for the worst. When I say, “prepare for the worst” I’m talking about an attack of intelligent zombies that can drive, use weapons, and work together to hunt, and while I continue to acknowledge that as a possibility, I think it is an unlikely scenario.

Q: Are zombies fast, slow or an inbetween?

A: However fast each zombie was as a person is how fast that particular zombie is as a zombie.

Q: What qualifies you as a zombie authority?

A:”Come with me if you want to live”

Q: What plans do you have in the works for the apocalypse?

A: Team up. Stock up (food, water, weapons). Relocate to a low populated are with plentiful resources and game for hunting. Fortify. Survive.

Q: What is your weapon of choice?

A: M1 Carbine, Samari sword, Brass Knuckle knife. (If I can only have one I’ll take the knuckle knife)

Q: What is the most important thing to know about zombies?


Q: A word of advice for anyone not planned for the apocalypse?


Q: You have one minute to get the eff out, what do you grab?

A: Camping bag, loaded with canned food and as much water as possible. Weapons and flash light throw my bike in the back of my truck and attempt to drive out of town.


This may be the last zombie interview for awhile, hope you enjoyed it.


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